February 2012
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Waaaaoooww.
Saleena: *texting and mumbling* Fo...Fo sure...Fo...ugh.
Me: What?
Saleena: I know what I'm thinking of, I just forget the word. Like, for a person that drives people around? Fosure?
Me: Chauffeur?
Saleena: OMFG WHY AM I RETARDED?
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So my boyfriend tells me to be at his place at 9,...
I walk into the house and all the lights are out. He takes my hand and walks me into the kitchen:
•home cooked dinner
•candles
•Bon Iver playing
He takes me upstairs:
•rose petals
•a bouquet of my favourite flowers, for which he had to go to two different shops to complete
This is the first time someone has ever done something special for me on Valentines Day.
It feels really nice :)
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Pruned fingers intertwine.
I predict that in the future, Facebook will expand...
thevengefulmariner:
Besides “Like”, you will also have available to you “Mild Disdain,” “Insincere Praise,” “Derisive Indifference,” “Veiled Jealousy,” “Quiet Suffering,” and “Love.”
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My day so far:
cuddling
sleeping all afternoon
more cuddling
Yup.
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It is disgusting how happy you make me.
Ew. Stop it.
Noo don’t!
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His rough hands.
I don’t believe in deities. I believe in moments
of shallow respiration, hands...
– Marty Cain, excerpt from 48 Hours Before You Leave (via holdonmagnolia)
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Watching the ending of The Notebook with my...
*intensely romantic scene*
*silence*
Saleena: *farts*
Kara: SALEENA! YOU CAN'T FART WHEN I'M CRYING.
beforetheocean asked: Yeah, it's kind of official now. You should probably forget the lip balm in Ottawa this trip and drop it off at some other time.
January 2012
114 posts
beforetheocean asked: Yeah, we're pretty beautiful. Especially Lee. Lee could be a Disney princess.
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Walk into a twelve year old's birthday party...
I’m in my onesie.
*blank stares*
*feels self conscious in front of twelve year olds*
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Did I mention that I got serenaded over Skype?
Yup.
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I will cuddle the shit out of you.
– My adorable boyfriend.
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You hate seeing couples holding hands in the mall...
But when that’s what you become it’s so rad.
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Tech, news and giving a shit about stuff and then... →
testechular asked: Way to fucking go. Ever since you told me how to search tags. My Tumblr is now: Porn, Porn, Porn, Lesbian, Porn, Porn, Funny Joke, Porn Porn, Pic, Porn, Gif. IM LOVING IT. I can get horny and laugh at the same time. Super convenient, though now I can't ever browse it with people around...
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I think that there is a certain societal...
Pair that with extreme religious beliefs, a bottle of wine and a hint of mental illness and you get a toddler floating face-down in a bathtub.
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My boyfriend is a hipster.
He just doesn’t know it.
Because that would be too mainstream.
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People who spell it 'tumbler'.
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Anonymous asked: The Rainbow Family Gatherings are NOT about being a 'hippy for a week' It's about being one with nature and your fellow people. It's about acceptance and respect.
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Romance, chivalry and beautiful dresses? You... →
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Waiting at the bus stop with Saleena:
Saleena: Is there such thing as scissor rape?
Me:
Saleena: *proceeds to mime scissor rape*